Wonderful confession by a girl

Wonderful confession by a girl
in church
She : i m in love with a boy
who is far away from me.
I m in India and he lives in uk. We met on marriage website,
Became friends on fb, Had long chats on whatsapp, Proposed each other
on skype,
N now 2 months of relationship through viber, I need ur blessings and good
wish. ”oh god”,

Guy besides her said :
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay, Send them through gmail, And if u r fed up with ur
husband or kids then sell them on OLX 😀 😛