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Aisi raza jis k bad narazgi na ho,

‘Ya ALLAH humein ata kar..
Aisi mafi jis k bad gunah na ho,
Aisi hidayat jis k bad gumrahi na ho,
Aisi raza jis k bad narazgi na ho,
Aisi rehmat jis k bad azab na ho,
Aisi izzat jis k bad zillat na ho
“Ameen”‘

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Dua is the Only Element

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SHUKR for Present &
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Apni pics Whatsapp Profile pe

Mujhe ek ladki ka Whatsapp pe msg aya…!!
Aur boli apni pics Whatsapp Profile pe mat
dala karo….!!
I said why?
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Then she said: Lipstick se mera Smartphone
ganda ho jata hai……..!!

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Kon hai waha ??

Horror films me Ladki ko gahr me
jab kuch
ajeeb
sunai deta hai toh woh aise bolti
hai –
Kon hai waha ??
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Jaise k Bhoot bolega: Haan mai
kitchen me
hu
Maggi khayegi??

Pappu : doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga

Teacher : Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha ?
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Pappu : NEIL ARMSTRONG
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Teacher : Aur doosra ?
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Pappu : doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga …..
Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!

Wife: and what about the kids?

Wife is busy packing her clothes.
Man: and where are u going?
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Wife: I’m moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing.
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Wife: and where do u thinkyour going?
Husband: I’m also moving to my mother.
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Wife: and what about the kids?
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Husband: well if u moving to ur mother and I’m moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother :P

1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass..
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1 Word Is Enough To Break A Heart…
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1 Second Is Enough To Fall In Love..
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But Why
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1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass
Exam’s… Point To Be Noted.. .:D

ek ghante me Congress Office me milte hain

Gf: Jaanu aaj milte hain ..
Bf: Kahan milna hai?
Gf: Koi sunsaan jagah jahan koi na ho ..

Bf: Theek hai, ek ghante me Congress Office me milte hain

Ghajni Me Badla Gaye

Likhy Jo Khat Tujhy
Wo Teri Yaad Me

Wo Sare Padh Liye
Papa Ne Raat Me

Sawera Jab Hua Tou
Jootey Parr Gaye

Wo Raadhe Wale Baal
Ghajni Me Badla Gaye :P

Ladne Se “Mohabbat” Badhti Hai

Wo Kehti Hai Ladne Se “Mohabbat” Badhti Hai.
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Yeh Sunte Hi Main Uski Aankh
Pe Ek “Mukka” Maar K Bhag Gaya.
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