On PAKISTAN DAY May ALLAH Bless Us All With Integrity To Be Proud Of Our Country,
May We All Understand The True Meaning Of PAKISTAN RESOLUTION Passed On This Day.
Lux Sabun Ka Add Dekh Ker
Me Hamesha Confuse Ho Jata Hun K
“Isay Khaaun Ya Is Se Nahaun”
Doodh, Badam, Anday Aur
Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya
Mewe Dalty Hen K
Mun Me Paani Aajata Hai.
Ustaad: Main ne tumhen kutty par mazmoon likh kr laany ko kha tha…
Pathan: Main kya krta jab main ne kutty pr pen rkha to us ne mujhy kaat lia….
Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!
What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy
Girlfriend: Darling Give me your Diamond Ring.
Boyfriend: Why honey?
Gf: I’m going to miss you see it everyday.
Bf: You would remember me anyway.
Girlfriend: How’s that?
Bf: thinking that I had not given you that precious ring.
Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
Na Tang Karo, Hm Sataye Hue Hai,
Mohabt Ka gum Dil Pe Uthaye Hue Hai,
Khilona Smjh Kr Hmse Na Khelo,
Hm B Usi Khuda K Banaye Hue Hai.
my eyes miss you,
my feeling love you,
my hand need you,
my mind call you,
my heart just for you.
i will die without you,
because i love you…
Dilse teri yaad na jaye to me kya karu, Tasvir me tu hi tu aaye to mai kya karu, Lene ko to le aau tumhe khwabo me, Par nind hi na aye to mai kya karu