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Q ki Tum hi Meri Duniya

Ladka – Duniya ko bta do ke Tum
mujhe se pyar karti ho
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Ladki – Ladki ne Ladke ke kaan
me kaha”I love U”
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Ladka – Tum ne kaan me Q
kaha???
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Ladki – Q ki Tum hi Meri Duniya
ho…!!

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Apki Burai Bhool Jata Hai

Zindagi Me Khud Ko Kabhi Kisi Insaan Ka
Aadi Mat Banana
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Kyunki Insaan Bohot Khudgarz Hai..!!
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jab Apko Pasand Krta Hai To Apki Burai Bhool
Jata Hai
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Aur Jab Aapse Nafrat Krta Hai Toh Aapki
Acchaai Bhool jata Hai..!

Bataoo ab chup kyu hogaye

Height of shakkk !
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HusBand: Mein tumhare sath1000 saal rahunga or dher sara pyaar karunga.!
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Biwi: Uske baad kahan muh maarne ka iraada hai????
Bataoo ab chup kyu hogaye,,,??

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I stare at my phone till I fall asleep

Every night before I sleep I think about my achievements that day.
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Just kidding!
I stare at my phone till I fall asleep.:P

Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

Aapko kya lagta h me aapse pyaar

Husband apni wife ko thappad
maarta h aur bolta hai
maara usi ko jaata h jisse hum
pyaar karte hai
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Wife apne husband ke 2 thappad
4 kicks aur 15-20 dande maarti hai
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Aur bolti hai…
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Aapko kya lagta h me aapse
pyaar nahi karti..

“To be kissed in the rain..

Boy: “What is your biggest
fantasy?”
Girl: “To be kissed in the rain..
& what about you?”
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Boy: “To be the one who is
kissing
You in the rain..”

They’ll have parents Who know how to check

In a way I feel sorry for the kids of next generation
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They’ll have parents
Who know how to check
-Last call duration
-Sent msgs &
-Browser history ..

Mere Parents Allow Nahi Karte

Boy: Friendship Karogi?
Girl: Mere Parents Allow Nahi Karte :(
Boy: Bol Too Aise Rahi Ho Jaise Mere
Parents Ne Mujhe National
Permit Diya Hua Hai :P

Becoz Most Of Us Are Ready For ”LOVE”

Before Saying The Words,
“I LOVE YOU FOREVER ”
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First Ask To Yourself
If You Are Ready or not
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Becoz Most Of Us Are Ready For ”LOVE”
But Not Everyone Is Ready,
For “FOREVER”