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they have lost their beautiful position

My doors will be always open
for even those who have hurt me.
But,
may be, they have lost their
beautiful position on which they have once ruled. :)

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Me: Itna Mehanga kyu..?

Me: Bhai Rose kitna ka hain..
Florists: Rs 50/- ka ek..
Me: Itna Mehanga kyu..?
Florists: My Life..Mah Rulzs..
My
Gamla..Mah Foolzs 😛

Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai

Ladka propose mare toh ladki k 5 jawab ho sakte hai:
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“1. No.
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2. Yes.
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3. Main apko sirf dost smajhti hu
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5. I love someone else…..
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.Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke k 5 jawab.
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1. Haa.
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2. Yes.
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3. Ok.
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4. Alright.
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5. Me 2..
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Moral:” Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai… 😛

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pyar se MAA kehta hu

Sweet Answer by Child in School smile emoticon
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Teacher: What is your mother’s name? .
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Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
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Bas , pyar se MAA kehta hu.. <3

Purana Mobile De Or Ja kar Naya Mobile Le

Ek Admi Ne Ad Dekha,
Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo,
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Wo Us Address per Geya,
Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi.
Us Ne Wahan 2 Larkon Se, Us Add K Bary Mein Pucha.
Unho Ne Pistol Nikal K Kaha,
Ye Ad Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha,
Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja kar Naya Mobile Le..!!

“To Hamari Dushmani kab Thi Bhayya?

Larka Bhagta Hoa 1 larki k Pas Gaya Aur Bola

“MAI TUM SE DOSTI KARNA CHAHTA HON”

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Larki Boli : “To Hamari Dushmani kab Thi Bhayya?

mujhy chorny aap q aty ho??

Daughter : Papa! sab bachon ki mummy un ko school me
chorny ati hen, per mujhy chorny aap q aty ho??
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Papa : Beta! sab ki mummy ati hen isi liye to
tumhen chorny me ata hun

The next Girl I will Ever Love on this Earth

Beautiful words said by a Boyfriend to his Girlfriend:
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The next Girl I will Ever Love on this Earth will be our Daughter” <3

itni bari khushi bardasht nahi ho gi

Wife : Me jaldi marny wali hun.
Husband : Me bhi jaldi marny wala hun.
Wife : Tum Q jaldi marny walay ho?
Husband : QK Mujh se itni bari khushi bardasht nahi ho gi

k tm anmol ho jao

Boht nayab hoty hain jinhen hum yaad krtay hyn…!
Lo…!
Tm ko bhi diya moqa, k tm anmol ho jao…….!