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nothing else is more important than you

If someone waits for you
it doesn’t mean that they have
nothing else to do.
It simply means that
nothing else
is more important than you..!!

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Your body spray is amaZing Baby

Lady doctor to kid :-
Lambi sans lo or kuch mehsos karo …
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Kid – Ok ..!
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Lady doctor – What do u feel now ? .
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Kid –
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Your body spray is amaZing Baby 😀

“When We Really Love Someone,

Many People say…
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“Never Expect Anything
in Return From Anyone…”
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But Truth is..
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“When We Really Love Someone,
We Naturally Expect …
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a Little Care From Them…!!!”

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Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage

Pehle zamane Ki Ladkiya,
Puja Karke Soti Thi
Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage..
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21st Century Ki Ladkiya
Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti He,
Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage.

(Advice) Karna Chahengay?Select Your Answer,

In Main Say Aap Mujhay Konsi Naseehat(Advice) Karna Chahengay?
Select Your Answer,
I Don’t Mind.
1) Ghussa Kam Kia Karo.
2) Kabhi Hans Bhi Lya Karo.
3) Ziyada Style Mat Mara Karo.
4) Ziyada Socha Mat Karo.
5) Ziyada Messages Mat Kya Karo.
6) Kabhi Door Mat Jana.
7) Change Your Nature.
8) Ab Keh Bhi Do Dil Ki Baat.
9) Bor Mat Kya Karo.
10) Jesay Ho Wesay Hi Rehna Humesha.
Reply Must…

Ya ALLAH! Hm Sb Ko Bakhsh Dy

Ye Ramzan Ki Raaten,
Ye Rab Ki Inaayaten,
Ye Rehmaton Ka Nuzool,
Ye Nekiyon Ka Husool,
Ye ibadat Ka Shoq,
Ye Tilaawat Ka Zoq,
Ye Gunaahon Se Doori,
Ye Tamaam Raaten Noori,
Ye Taravih K Silsily,
Ye Bakhshishon K Marhaly,
is Maahe Muqaddas K Sadqy,
Ya ALLAH!
Hm Sb Ko Bakhsh Dy Or
Hm Pr Reham Farma!
“Aameen”

To bring you good fortune and prosperity.

I hope success and wealth penetrates into you this month.
To bring you good fortune and prosperity.
Happy Ramadan!

Tu Dimag Mat Laga, Ghar Jaa,

Ek Ladki,
ek din Art Gallery dekhne
Jati Hai
Aur
Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,
Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
Ladki : iss Bhayanak
Tasveer Ko Aap Modern
Art Kehte Ho !?
Maalik : Meri Maa
Tu Dimag Mat Laga,
Ghar Jaa,
Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.

Mujhe Darasal Apki Bike Chahiye Thi”

Kanjoos Ko Apne Parosi Se
Maangne Ki Aadat Thi,
1 Bar Wo Apne Parosi
K Pas Gaya Or Bola:
Kia Apki (Car) Farig Ha?
Parosi Bola:Nahi Aaj Gari Pore Din Farigh Nahi Hogi,
Mujhe Bohat Se Kaam Hain.
Kanjoos:
Ye To Bohat Achi Bat Ha,
Mujhe Darasal Apki Bike Chahiye Thi”
“Geo Kanjoos”

BLACK-BERRY’ Hai

Fattu : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
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Pappu : Rang See Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai..
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Fattu : Zara English Me Kaho…
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Pappu : ‘BLACK-BERRY’ Hai