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Class 2 mein padh k kya job karega..??

Mom: School ja..
kid : nahi jaunga …
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Mom: kyun ??
kid: Job kar lunga…!!
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Mom:” Nalayak beshram.. Class 2 mein padh k
kya job karega..??
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kid: “Class 1 ki ladkiyo ko tution
padhaunga…!!”
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Confidence to dekhie aap bacche ka… !!

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Agar plastic hum de toh kitna

Ladka :”Doctor sahab plastic surgery
me
kitna kharcha aayega ???
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Doctor :”50 hajar
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Ladka :”Agar plastic hum de toh kitna
lagega ???
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Doctor(gusse se) :”Saale, pighla kar
chipka
bhi lena
Muft mai hojaega :P

be my friend

Dont walk on front of me,
I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me I may not lead,
just walk beside me and
be my friend.

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Defeat Is Not Declared When U

Life Is Very Similar To A Boxing
Game
Defeat Is Not Declared When U
Fall Down
It Is Declared When U Refuse To
Get Up…!

Jab rim-jhim baarish ho

Jab mausam pyara lagta ho
Jab neele badal chaaye hon
Jab rim-jhim baarish ho
Jab thora thora sawan ho
Jab dil kahin na lagta ho
Aur dard bhi dil mein jagta ho
Jab koi tmhary paas na ho
Jab khushi ki koi aas na ho
Jab dil ko lagti koi baat na ho
Jab sare tum ko chorh jaye’n
Jab taare saath bhi chorh jaye’n
Aur koi tumhe’n na bhata ho
Tab dhuup kinaare mat chalna
Tum mere paas laut aana

Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai…

Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..

Waaah Waah….

Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai….
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Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai…

Madam Darwaja kholiye hum CID sse aaye he

Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye he*

wah wah

Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye he*

Madam Darwaja kholiye hum CID sse aaye he

dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha :P

Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,
Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d:-)

Phone Nahi Uthane Pe Dosto Ki Gaali

Life Means.
1 Shaam, 4 Dost, 4 glass, 1 Table..
Life Means..
4 Bike, 12 Dost, Chhutte Paise, Sunsan Rasta..
Life Means,
School Ke Dost, Pakaau Lecture, Bench Bajana, Lunch Ki Ladaai..
Life Means..
Phone Nahi Uthane Pe Dosto Ki Gaali, Aur Sorry Bolne Pe Fir 1 Gali..
Life Means.
Saalo Baad 1 Purane Dost Ka Msg, Dhool Me Padhi Hui Group Photo..Aur Aankhon Me Pani.
Har Friend Zaroori Nahi, Balki Zindgi Hota Hai..