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Apni pics Whatsapp Profile pe

Mujhe ek ladki ka Whatsapp pe msg aya…!!
Aur boli apni pics Whatsapp Profile pe mat
dala karo….!!
I said why?
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Then she said: Lipstick se mera Smartphone
ganda ho jata hai……..!!

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Kon hai waha ??

Horror films me Ladki ko gahr me
jab kuch
ajeeb
sunai deta hai toh woh aise bolti
hai –
Kon hai waha ??
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Jaise k Bhoot bolega: Haan mai
kitchen me
hu
Maggi khayegi??

Pappu : doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga

Teacher : Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha ?
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Pappu : NEIL ARMSTRONG
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Teacher : Aur doosra ?
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Pappu : doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga …..
Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!

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Wife: and what about the kids?

Wife is busy packing her clothes.
Man: and where are u going?
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Wife: I’m moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing.
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Wife: and where do u thinkyour going?
Husband: I’m also moving to my mother.
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Wife: and what about the kids?
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Husband: well if u moving to ur mother and I’m moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother :P

1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass..
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1 Word Is Enough To Break A Heart…
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1 Second Is Enough To Fall In Love..
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But Why
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1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass
Exam’s… Point To Be Noted.. .:D

ek ghante me Congress Office me milte hain

Gf: Jaanu aaj milte hain ..
Bf: Kahan milna hai?
Gf: Koi sunsaan jagah jahan koi na ho ..

Bf: Theek hai, ek ghante me Congress Office me milte hain

Ghajni Me Badla Gaye

Likhy Jo Khat Tujhy
Wo Teri Yaad Me

Wo Sare Padh Liye
Papa Ne Raat Me

Sawera Jab Hua Tou
Jootey Parr Gaye

Wo Raadhe Wale Baal
Ghajni Me Badla Gaye :P

Ladne Se “Mohabbat” Badhti Hai

Wo Kehti Hai Ladne Se “Mohabbat” Badhti Hai.
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Yeh Sunte Hi Main Uski Aankh
Pe Ek “Mukka” Maar K Bhag Gaya.
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Best moments of life:

13 Best moments of life:
1.To fall in love.
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2.To clear your last exam.
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3.To wake up and realize its still
possible
to sleep.
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4.To get a phone call saying class
is
cancelled.
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5.To feel butterflies every time you
see
THAT PERSON..
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6.To see an old friend again and
to
feel
that things have not Changed..
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7.To touch the fingers of newly
born child..
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8.Speaking to an old friend on
sunday
evening..
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9.Waiting for a call or message
from
your loved one when you are
alone..
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10.Walking alone on a silent road
at
night
and listening to your favourite
songs..
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11.Riding on a highway while its
raining
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12.Speaking to the special one on
phone
while standing infront of the
mirror.
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Feels just Awesome
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and the last one is ‘rite now’..
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13.While reading this there was
constant
smile on your face which was one
of the best moments I believe..!
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Keep smiling, It really suits u…!
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Bacha:” Bottle Laye Ho…

Bacha:” 1 Litre Aata De Do!
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Dukandar:” Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab
Se
Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!
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Bacha:” Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De
Do!
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Dukandar:” Beta Aata Bottle Mein
Nahin
Aata..
Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata
Hun
K aata Kaise Lete Hain..
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Dukandar:” ék Kilo Aata Dedo!
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Bacha:” Bottle Laye Ho…
.KMINA KMINA HOTA H