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Khair Ki Khabrain Our Mohabton K Ujalay Rakhna.

Phir Naya Din, Pyari Subha, Bohat Si Umeedain
AY ALLAH
Khair Ki Khabrain Our Mohabton K Ujalay Rakhna.
Ameen
Jumma Mubarak …

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In A Error At 99% Completed

Understanding A Girl:
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This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps.
Which Ends Up..
In A Error At 99% Completed! :P

RIN deta hai chokne wali safedi

“ZARIN” aur “KATRINA” dono hi ek jaisi aur gori hai kyun….?
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Kyun ki dono k naam me “RIN” aata hai.
Aur RIN deta hai chokne wali safedi… :P

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YOU MADE MY POCKETS EMPTY

Boy : From The Day We Met
I dont Drink Or Smoke …
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Girl : How Sweet Of You … AreYou Madly
In Love With Me? ..
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Boy : SHUT UP!, YOU MADE MY
POCKETS EMPTY

so that she can change it

When buying gifts for women, the most important thing to remember is the receipt……..
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so that she can change it!!!!!:P

Ab Itna Hass Kyu Rahe Ho

Girl: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho
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Me: Mene AaJ Tak Kisi Ladki Ko Kiss Nahi Kiya
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Girl: Ro Mat Mujhe Kiss Karle
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After Kiss
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Girl: Ab Itna Hass Kyu Rahe Ho
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Me: Mene ese hi Ro-Ro Ke Sare
Mohalle Ki Ladkiyo Ko Kiss Kiya :P

maa kehti hai me heera hun heera

GF: Kuch Gift do ?
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BF: Kya chahiye ?
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GF: diamond ( heera )
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BF: maa kehti hai me heera hun heera.. baby i m all urs! :P

tum 7th ho

Boy :- I love you ..
Girl :- kitni ladkiyon KO bol chuke ho???
Boy :- tum 7th ho
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Girl :- Awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho, love you
too
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MORAL :- Moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka Audi me
tha..:P

Yaar tere se Facebook to Chhoda Nhi

Mujhe Meri GF Ne Hurt Kiya Toh Dil
Krta Tha K
Dunia Hi Chhor Doon …..
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Lekin,
Phir Mane Dil Ko Samjhaya
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Yaar tere se Facebook to Chhoda Nhi
Jata,
Duniya kya ghanta chhodega…..:P

All of d sudden mom enters…

Beta, say Daddy.”..
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Child – mummy..
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Dad – beta bolo Daddy..
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Child -mummy..
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Dad – “teri maa ki.. Daddy bol saale….”
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All of d sudden mom enters….
Mummy – “beta say MUMMY…….”
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Child – Teri maa ki….
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Mummy – “WHAT?? WHO TAUGHT YOU
THIS ??””
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Child – DADDY :P