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Aj KHUDA Ap Ko Wo Khushi Day

Dua’on K Sang
Zindagi Ki 1 Our Khubsoorat Subah Mubarak..
Aj KHUDA Ap Ko Wo Khushi Day
Jis Ki Dua Ap Hamesha Kartay Ho..
Assalam O Alaikum ..
Jumma Mubarak …

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2014 ladies—

1970 ladies—-
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji
1980 ladies—-
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee
1990 ladies—-
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife : Laa rahi hu
2000 ladies—-
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake pee le
2014 ladies—
Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya poochha?
Husb: Maine poochha, ek cup coffee bana du?…. :P

Pappu :”Lesbian Means ???

Pappu :”I love you. Mai tumse bohot pyar karta hoon
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Girl :”I am lesbian
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Pappu :”Lesbian Means ???
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Girl :”Jise ladkiyo mei interest ho
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Pappu :”De Taali Me Bhi Lesbian hu.. :P

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please be careful….

A very caring sentence written on the T-shirt of a girl walking on the road:
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“You are not looking at the road, please be careful….

“Whats App” yaaro ki yaad dila deti hai…!

“Nasha Mohabbat” ka ho
“Sharab” ka ho ….ya
“Whats App” ka ho.
“Hosh” teeno mein kho jate hai
“Farak” sirf itna hai ki,
“Sharab” saala deti hai…
“Mohabbat” rula deti hai,
Aur
“Whats App” yaaro ki yaad dila deti hai…!
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Dedicated to all my lovely friends.

“ WRONG NUMBER

A newly married husband saved his wife’s mobile
number on his mobile as- “ My LIFE ”


After one year of marriage he changed the
Number to- “ My WIFE ”


After 2 years of marriage he changed the
number to- “ My HOME ”


After 5 years of marriage he changed the
number to- “ HITLER



&
After 10 years of marriage he changed the
number to- “ WRONG NUMBER

jo jism ko nahi rooh ko zakhmi krta ha

sab se bara zakham zuban se nikalny waly alfaz ka hota hai…..
jo jism ko nahi rooh ko zakhmi krta hai…….!!
Hazrat Ali R.A

Nasha har gum bhula deta hai

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”…..
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?.
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Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai….“Bhaisaab”.. :P

They taught me how 2 stand smartly

I Have learnt many things from my friends.
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They taught me the tricks 4 stupid activities.
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They gave me money when i was empty in canteen.
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They taught how 2 laugh without any reason.
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They gave me d trick 2 pass without studying.
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They taught me how 2 stand smartly while being scolded…
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But still I have a complain and whats that ??
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They didn’t teach me how 2 live without them :’)
dedicated to all the friends!

“U R Beautiful But, I Cant See U”

A Blind Man Was Begging On Side With A Board Written….
“I Am Blind Help Me”
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Once A Man Passing That Side Saw Him.
He Took His Board & Wrote Some Thing.
From That Time The Blind Man Got
Heavy Collection.
Many People Started Giving Money To Him.
Can You Guess What He Wrote..??
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He Wrote: “U R Beautiful But,
I Cant See U”
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The Way Of expressing Can Change
Many Things..
So express Ur Ideas In Different Way..!!